A Cutie Spoiled by Her Seven Uncles-Chapter 591: Don’t take my Sect’s courtesy towards you as a blessing
Chapter 591: Chapter 591: Don’t take my Sect’s courtesy towards you as a blessing
Xiaosuisui was puzzled. She opened her eyes wide to look at him; the night was pitch-black, and everything was shrouded in darkness. However, her vision was excellent. She stared at Monk Liao Kong’s shiny, bald head and reached out to touch it.
Monk Liao Kong suddenly thought of something. His eyes widened. "You... did you wash your hands after changing your clothes?"
Xiaosuisui shook her head honestly, then continued to squirm. "I can’t hold it in anymore! If you don’t let me down now, Great Monk, I’m going to poop in my pants! Then you’ll have to wash them for me."
Hearing this, Monk Liao Kong dared not delay any longer and quickly set Xiaosuisui down. "There’s a bush over there. Go quickly and come back quickly!"
Xiaosuisui scampered off and then squatted in the bushes, not making a sound for a long time.
"Are you done yet?"
Xiaosuisui glanced into the distance. She had already heard her eldest maternal uncle and the others approaching. She had been trying to stall for time, and they were getting closer and closer.
Later, the old baldy suddenly quickened his pace. She sensed that her eldest maternal uncle and the others had fallen further behind. So, having already peed on Monk Liao Kong, she decided to switch to pooping.
"No! Don’t rush me, or I won’t be able to go!"
Xiaosuisui casually plucked a foxtail sedge and put it in her mouth. No matter how dark the night was, it couldn’t hinder her excellent vision.
She could see in the dark!
"If you can’t go, just pull up your pants, and we’ll continue on our way!"
Monk Liao Kong felt an inexplicable unease.
Listening carefully, Xiaosuisui sensed her eldest maternal uncle and the others were about to arrive, so she replied, "But I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold it later and will go right in my pants!"
Monk Liao Kong was so enraged he almost spat blood.
He patiently stood there waiting. However, as time passed, he began to feel that something was amiss.
As the foremost Buddhist monk in the Central Plains, Liao Kong naturally sensed people approaching from behind.
"You little girl, you really are stalling for time!"
Monk Liao Kong was furious. He strode towards Xiaosuisui in the bushes without a second thought.
However, as he neared the bushes, an indescribable odor assaulted his nostrils. Monk Liao Kong instinctively covered his nose.
"You..."
Seeing Monk Liao Kong’s crestfallen expression, Xiaosuisui burst into uproarious laughter. "Hahaha! Old Baldy, you’re too much! Rushing over to smell my stinky poop!"
Monk Liao Kong was furious. "You impudent child, such foul language!"
Xiaosuisui ignored him, finished her business, pulled up her pants, and sensing her eldest maternal uncle and the others were near, she finally emerged from the bushes.
Ji Youyuan and the others arrived, which Monk Liao Kong naturally realized. Seeing Xiaosuisui emerge, he immediately snatched her up. He stood facing Ji Youyuan and his companions.
Zhu Xiuxiu, Huo Xing’Er, and Ji Youyuan fanned out, surrounding Monk Liao Kong in the middle.
Zhu Xiuxiu instinctively covered her nose and asked Huo Xing’Er in a low voice, "Second Sister-in-law, do you smell something?"
Huo Xing’Er also covered her nose without answering. Ji Youyuan waved his hand lightly. A breeze rustled through the bushes, and then another gust blew past, clearing the indescribable odor from the air.
"Master Liao Kong, you have broken your monastic vows."
This was Ji Youyuan’s first meeting with Liao Kong, and their first conversation.
The darkness of the night posed no obstacle to individuals like them, with their profound power and exceptional martial skills. They could clearly see each other’s expressions and discern the emotions in their eyes.
"Amitabha. Donor Ji, today you cannot stop this old monk’s determination to go to the Western Regions!"
"Master Liao Kong, I, Ji, am not here today to stop you, but to help you achieve your goal!"
Ji Youyuan stood with his hands clasped behind his back, his expression calm. As he spoke, both Zhu Xiuxiu and Huo Xing’Er widened their eyes and stared at him.
"Help me achieve my goal?"
Monk Liao Kong frowned.
What did Ji Youyuan mean by that?
When he first discovered the Eldest Princess’s special nature, he had wanted to take her as his disciple, but the Ji Family refused. The imperial family of Great Han had also meddled. Then, the National Master had suddenly appeared at Qixia Temple during the day, paid his respects to Buddha, and left. If his judgment wasn’t wrong, National Master Feng Wushang probably already knew the truth about this little girl! If so, the Daoist Sect would definitely intervene. At that point, forget about him taking her as a disciple; he feared everyone would guard this girl so closely that she’d never be allowed half a step near the Buddhist Sect again. Had he not considered all this, he would never have decided to head to the Western Regions ahead of schedule.
"That’s right. I, Ji, have heard that Master Liao Kong initially wished to accept my Suisui as his disciple. Is this true?"
He’s asking the obvious!
Monk Liao Kong observed Ji Youyuan quietly.
This was a man rumored to be a cripple, yet here he stood before him, perfectly sound.
"Heard? This old monk has also heard something. It is said that the Ji Family’s eldest son is a cripple, confined to a wheelchair year-round. Looking at you now, it seems hearsay is indeed unreliable."
Ji Youyuan smiled faintly, gesturing towards Xiaosuisui in Monk Liao Kong’s arms. "Master, if you take her to the Western Regions, whose disciple will she become? She cannot be your disciple. Can you truly gain any advantage from her?"
Monk Liao Kong’s expression changed at these words, and he hastily chanted, "Amitabha. Donor, you are overthinking. This old monk wishes to bring this child to the Buddhist Sect solely because she bears heavy karma and needs the cleansing of the Buddhist Dharma to eliminate her transgressions!"
The old monk’s words greatly displeased Ji Youyuan, and his face instantly turned cold.
"Old Baldy, I, this Sect Leader, showed you courtesy because I respected you as a master of your generation, the foremost figure of Buddhism in the Central Plains. Don’t mistake my courtesy for a blessing you’re entitled to!"
"This Sect Leader? Amitabha. Donor Ji, you clearly have an extraordinary bearing. Could it be that you are also a disciple of the Daoist Sect?"
"Old Baldy! If you know what’s good for you, release my Suisui at once! Otherwise, with a single command from my brother, the entire Illusion Sect will storm your Qixia Temple! Don’t think that just because the Emperor rules with benevolence, he won’t touch those bald monks of your Qixia Temple. I’m telling you, my eldest brother and the Illusion Sect will show you no mercy!"
Huo Xing’Er shouted angrily, the Divine Punishment Pen already in her grasp.
"The Illusion Sect... So the famously talented young Sect Leader of the Illusion Sect is actually the Ji Family’s crippled eldest son. Truly, truly unexpected!"
Monk Liao Kong shook his head, his expression one of utter astonishment.
"There is much you don’t expect. For instance, I am quite in favor of my Suisui becoming your disciple. You don’t need to take her to the Western Regions."
"Sect Leader Ji, your joke isn’t funny in the slightest!"
"I am not joking. Here, I have two conditions. If you can meet them, my Suisui can become your disciple! If you cannot, then forget about taking her as your disciple. Even if you genuinely take her to the Buddhist Sect in the Western Regions, I guarantee you will never achieve your objective!"
Chapter 591: Don’t take my Sect’s courtesy towards you as a blessing
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