Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 385: There Are Many Benefits to Being This Cat's Informant
Chapter 385: There Are Many Benefits to Being This Cat’s Informant
“Li Li, you have this kind of social network? Why didn’t I know?” Li Hao was stunned when he heard this.
Li Li actually knows this kind of person? It’s really hard to believe.
“Of course, how can you understand this cat’s social network?” Li Li said proudly, patting Li Hao: “Let’s go upstairs and eat first. After dinner, I’ll take you to him to figure out the time. He should be free now.”
“Okay.” Li Hao nodded upon hearing this and went upstairs to eat.
After a while, when Li Hao finished eating, he saw Huang Zhongda waiting downstairs. Just as he was about to go down to greet him, he saw Huang Zhongda running over: “Boss, what do you want me to do? The association has been very peaceful recently. There is no information you want.”
“Meow meow, this cat didn’t ask you to come here for information this time. I want you to help with a small matter and register someone for a household.” Li Li waved his paw nonchalantly when he heard this and pointed to Wu Xiaohui who was standing beside him.
“Uh, Li Li. So the connection you were talking about is asking Brother Huang?” After being shocked for a while, Li Hao finally came back to his senses and said in disbelief.
Brother Huang actually calls Li Li boss. What kind of dirty deal did they make? And he hadn’t even heard about it until now.
“Yes, Old Huang is this cat’s informant now. He is responsible for passing messages and doing things for this cat. In return, this cat will provide him with cultivation resources.” Li Li nodded, revealing an unfathomable expression, making Li Hao look dumbfounded.
Didn’t Li Li realize that he looks like a big villain now?
“That’s right, my relationship with Boss Li is like this now.” Huang Zhongda nodded in agreement.
He admitted that he was too upright before and suffered from the disadvantage of being young and arrogant. After receiving Fat Li Li’s sponsorship, he realized how great it was to have someone’s help.
Those pills that he had dreamed of, Big Raccoon Cat threw them at him like they were cabbages. All he needed to do was cultivate well, occasionally pass on some information and handle some small matters.
“Brother Huang, you weren’t like this before. You’ve fallen now.” Hearing this, Li Hao took a deep breath and looked at Huang Zhongda with a complicated expression.
In his impression, Brother Huang was an upright cultivator with ideals and aspirations. He never thought that one day he would call Li Li boss.
“It’s better to fall than to die. I’m just using my own way to live a better life.” Huang Zhongda said calmly.
He didn’t think there was anything wrong with what he did. If no one helped him, he wouldn’t even be able to reach the Foundation Establishment stage, let alone talk about the future? Moreover, he was also doing it to protect everyone, to prevent anyone from doing anything out of line and angering Big Raccoon Cat. Overall, he was still thinking about the human race.
After all, this was a remarkable Great Demon King. One stomp of his foot would be enough to cause trouble for everyone.
As for the other party being close to many humans, it was their business. What did it have to do with them?
“That’s right, don’t you know that a well-fed person doesn’t understand the hunger of a starving person? Although Old Huang comes from a cultivation sect, he has suffered a lot. Now he wants to improve, how can you stop him?” Li Li said angrily and pushed Li Hao aside.
Then he pulled Wu Xiaohui to Huang Zhongda: “This little sister is a Nascent Soul Grand Cultivator who wants to get a household registration. Find a way to get it done. Otherwise, if something happens, this cat can’t guarantee what this little sister will do in anger.”
“No problem, this is easy to solve.” Huang Zhongda said with a smile: “Senior, just give me your name, photo, and the year of birth you want.”
“I can immediately create a perfect identity for Senior in the household registration data.”
“Oh? Is it that simple? It seems like you’ve done this kind of thing quite a bit.” Li Li said, looking at Huang Zhongda with an expression that said, “You, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, are actually like this?”.
Seeing this, Huang Zhongda quickly explained:
“Boss, you can’t wrong me. I’m not taking on private work. I’m doing things for the association. After all, there are many cultivators in the association who travel.”
“And their ages are all sixty-seven or eighty years old, but their appearance still remains that of someone in their twenties or thirties. Wouldn’t it be easy to scare people if they go out like that?”
“So the higher-ups asked me to help them modify their household registration information so that their identities become acceptable to others.”
“So that’s how it is. From this perspective, this cat really found the right person.” Li Li said with satisfaction: “Then I’ll leave this matter to you. Shoveler, go get Little Sister’s photo. Don’t just stand there dumbfounded.”
“Oh oh.” Upon hearing that Wu Xiaohui could get a household registration, Li Hao stopped being in a daze and immediately went upstairs to get the photo.
After a while, after receiving the necessary materials, Huang Zhongda said goodbye to Li Li and went to work.
Seeing this, Li Li nodded with satisfaction: “Although I’ve invested a lot of pills in this guy, he really makes people feel at ease when he does things.”
“Shoveler, when will you be as smart and capable as him? Then this cat can leave with peace of mind.”
“Ah? Li Li, where do you want to go? This is your home.” Li Hao was immediately anxious when he heard this.
Li Li actually said he wanted to leave? How could this be?
“Of course, this cat knows that this is this cat’s home, but this cat is already three years old. As an ordinary cat, it’s impossible to live for too long. Sooner or later, it will have to gradually fade out of the public eye.”
“At that time, it will also be time for this cat to travel to the stars and the sea. As for leaving, this cat means that it may only come back once a year at that time. But you don’t have to worry too much. You’re already a successful cultivator, so you won’t have such a short lifespan.”
Li Li said with a smile. Although he was a super cat, he definitely couldn’t reveal too much.
Therefore, according to his plan, he should gradually age and finally disappear from the public eye, making everyone think that he was an ordinary cat who simply died of old age according to the law of nature.
In fact, he couldn’t die at all. It was all just an act.
“But seeing each other once a year is still too short.” Li Hao couldn’t help but say.
“It’s not short. When you have children and a family, you’ll find that seeing each other once a year is quite good. After all, this cat doesn’t really like children.” Li Li looked at Li Hao and shook his big head, saying:
“Therefore, the best time for us to part is when you have your kittens. When your kittens grow up and are not so annoying, this cat will come back.”
“After all, raising children is quite tiring for a cat. This cat doesn’t want to take care of children.”
“Li Li, are you thinking too far ahead? It’s not even certain yet.” Li Hao couldn’t help but say after hearing this.
“It’s not far away, not far away. Anyway, if it’s meant to be, you’ll have children sooner or later. This cat is telling you in advance so that you can be mentally prepared.” Li Li said, and the topic suddenly changed: “Alright, you two can go to your room and talk privately. This cat is going to see Glasses Bro now.”
“Ah? Li Li, are you sure you’re going to see Brother Liang, and not planning to leave without saying goodbye?” Li Hao asked suspiciously.
“Do you think this cat would just leave for no reason? This cat hasn’t found this world boring yet.” Li Li curled his lips and didn’t bother to pay attention to him. He took small steps, one, two, three, and disappeared into thin air.
Li Hao couldn’t help but be stunned. Well, actually Li Li was still very greedy.
Before he was full and tired of eating, he probably wouldn’t leave this world and go to another world.
And as for getting full and tired of eating, it probably wouldn’t happen so quickly. Thinking of this, Li Hao suddenly wasn’t so worried anymore.
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“Senior Huang, where are you going? Why are you being so secretive?”
Walking on the road, Huang Zhongda heard the voice coming from behind him. He turned his head and saw Lǚ Jǐn looking at him with a smile. He couldn’t help but scold with a smile: “Junior Sister, are you being sarcastic again?”
“How could I? Senior Brother, you are now a Foundation Establishment Senior, and I’m just a Qi Refining little cultivator. How dare I do that?” Lǚ Jǐn laughed and ran to Huang Zhongda’s side: “Senior Brother, where have you been? Why didn’t you come to see me? I heard the news of your successful Foundation Establishment and was planning to treat you to a meal.”
“After all, Senior Brother, you are now a Foundation Establishment Senior.”
“It’s just a small Foundation Establishment, what’s there to celebrate? It’s not too late to celebrate after I become a Golden Core Grand Cultivator.” Huang Zhongda said with a smile.
He didn’t think his words were arrogant. After all, with Fat Li Li’s resource support, it was only a matter of time before he became a Golden Core Grand Cultivator.
“Oh? I didn’t expect Senior Brother to be so confident. Did you secretly obtain some kind of opportunity behind my back?” Lǚ Jǐn blinked her eyes and circled around Huang Zhongda.
Senior Brother’s cultivation had improved quite quickly recently. To say that there were no resources, she wouldn’t believe it even if she was beaten to death.
But what was this opportunity? Senior Brother wouldn’t tell her, and he kept it a secret.
Obviously, this opportunity had already been absorbed by Senior Brother. It didn’t matter if he told her or not.
“What opportunity? Do you think this is a novel? I have achieved my current cultivation level entirely through my own hard work.” Huang Zhongda said with a firm expression. Everything he had today was achieved through his personal efforts.
If he hadn’t been quick-witted and calm in the face of danger, he might have died when he was trying to reach the Foundation Establishment stage.
“Really? Why don’t I believe it?” Lǚ Jǐn muttered, her eyes scrutinizing Huang Zhongda. It seemed like she wanted to see something, but it was obvious that with her cultivation level, she couldn’t see anything.
“That’s because you’re still not willing to cultivate honestly.” Huang Zhongda said angrily and knocked Lǚ Jǐn on the head: “Alright, I still have some things to do, so don’t bother me here. I’ll treat you to a meal after I’m done, okay?”
“Oh oh, then Senior Brother, hurry up. I want to eat Lao Ma Ti Hua for lunch.” Lǚ Jǐn, who had been knocked on the head, said.
“Alright, alright, you’re already in your twenties, and you’re still like a child.” Huang Zhongda shook his head and retracted his hand, then walked into the office building.
After seeing this, Lǚ Jǐn didn’t follow him. Instead, she found an empty seat nearby and sat down.
The office building was too stuffy. They were cultivators, but they still had to do clerical work. It was really ridiculous.
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“Meow meow, this cat seems to have come at the wrong time. Should this cat leave now?” Li Li, who appeared in the martial arts school, muttered as he looked at the two people hugging each other tightly.
What the hell? Why was there the stench of love everywhere he went? Although it was spring now, it shouldn’t be the time for all things to revive yet, right?
“Ahem~” A Liang coughed when he saw Li Li appear, and he subconsciously let go of the hand holding Wei Wei.
“Meow~”
“Bro, you continue. Don’t be so awkward. Just pretend that you didn’t see this cat.” Li Li said and closed his eyes, pretending that he didn’t see anything.
“Do you think that’s possible? Big Raccoon Cat.” A Liang rolled his eyes when he heard this.
If he and Wei Wei didn’t know Big Fat Raccoon Cat’s true identity, they might really not care. But after understanding what he was, how could he continue?
“Meow meow, what can this cat do? This cat didn’t expect you two to be hugging at this time. You didn’t even inform this cat in advance.” Li Li complained and landed in front of A Liang.
When Wei Wei saw this, she immediately left A Liang’s arms and hugged Li Li: “Big Raccoon Cat, you’re here. Let Sister see if you’ve lost weight recently. Sister heard that you went home for a long time. Did you miss Sister?”
“Meow~ （I missed you very much, I miss the roast goose and cured duck legs you brought me, and I miss the beef Jianbing you made for me.）” Li Li, who was asked, nodded his big head honestly.
“Good kitty, Sister knew you missed Sister.” Wei Wei was very happy when she saw this. She held Li Li in her arms and rubbed her chin against his big head.
“Fat Li Li misses you, my ass. He misses the delicious food you brought him.” A Liang thought to himself.
Others might not know what Fat Li Li was like, but he knew it very well. He was a fair-weather friend.
As long as you gave him food, he could say anything against his conscience.
“A Liang, go get the small cake I brought.” Wei Wei’s voice reached A Liang’s ears while he was thinking to himself.
A Liang was stunned when he heard this: “Uh, should we give it to Fat Li Li now? He looks like he just ate.”
Wei Wei reached out and touched Li Li’s big belly. She felt like she was touching soft dough and shook her head: “No, it feels soft. There’s no sign of him having eaten. Hurry up and get it.”
“That’s right, that’s right. Bro, if you don’t give this cat food, do you want this cat to tell Little Sister about your dark secrets?” Li Li also transmitted his voice.
Chapter 385: There Are Many Benefits to Being This Cat's Informant
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