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Canon Fodder-CHAPTER 32 NINJA VS. ZOMBIES

Chapter 32

I was in the red illuminated dark room once more. I’d had plenty of time to think about my plan over the last few days so I didn’t hesitate as I headed into the Naruto world.
The area quickly illuminated revealing I was still next to the pond with Yamato. He had just shown me an attack jutsu with water after I finished my water chakra training. Back when I was there originally I was exhausted, but the current me was fresh and ready to go.
“You okay?” He asked.
I nodded. “Would you mind showing me that jutsu again?”
He frowned but nodded. The older teacher made the hand seals and a giant water serpent rose up from the water hitting the trees once more.
Stepping next to him I did the same hand signs. Chakra poured out of me more naturally and retreated into the water at our feet. I felt my mind connect to the chakra serpent and raised it above the water. About a quarter the size of Yamato’s it didn’t have near the destruction his had. But it was an attack.
“Very good!” Yamato said amazed. His awestruck tone was very monotone, but I could tell by the widening of his eyes. “I thought you were out of chakra. And for a first attempt that was…impressive. You really must be a genius.”
I had a cheat but I accepted the compliment. I thanked Yamato and told him I wanted to rest before the tournament. He offered to make himself available for any questions. Once he finished with a few more pointers we went our separate ways.
As we parted my body was racked with some pain. I thought I was under attack but realized I’d gotten stronger in One Piece world. So my body had to get stronger here as well thanks to my World Lasting Physique.
Not near as bad as the last time in One Piece, I was quickly running back to my house. Chakra filling my body I jumped from rooftop to rooftop until I was in the courtyard of our home.
“Young master,” Mio said with a smile. The blonde girl was a sight for sore eyes. “When did you-“ I attacked her. My body on her instantly, my mouth was on hers as my tongue entered her parting lips.
Allowing the floodgates to open, my Chikyugi was filled with chakra. She moaned in my mouth as I pushed her down the hall to our room. Moaning and gasping, her body shuddered as I used Lust Element for the first time in a long time.
Lust chakra poured out of me in the form of Lust as well as on my skin as Pleasure to increase her enjoyment. My hands groped and caressed her as if they had a mind of their own. She began cumming as I kicked open the door. Gasping as her body was rocked with pleasure I picked her up, and laid her down.
Practically ripping off her kimono she moaned happily as my clothes disappeared. My large dick was rock hard as I entered her already sopping wet cunt.
She came again as soon as I became fully sheathed inside of her. Her nails digging into me I thrust while kissing her. It only took five thrusts for me to cum in her. Groaning in her mouth she tried to cry out as I filled her with chakra charged semen. Her body thrown into another orgasm as I painted her insides.
“Huh huh huh,” she breathed out when she recovered from the powerful orgasm. Her body shuddered with a moan as her forehead pressed against mine. “You have been so tired lately. I’m glad you’re feeling better.”
“Me too,” I said. Kissing her. It was only a day since she saw me. But a couple of weeks since I saw her. “Thank you for becoming my maid,” I said.
She blushed. “Thank you for having me.” I wanted to chuckle. But I was too horny. I started humping into her again. As I did, Reina entered the room. Her cheeks flushed as she watched us.
My dick bulged inside Mio as I saw her. Large melons, long dark hair, my head maid was also apparently sexually frustrated while I trained.
I pulled Mio up. My dick rock hard inside of her. Then laid my back on the floor. Mio on top in. cowgirl position, I looked to Reina. “On my face. Now.”
She blushed but opened her kimono. Her chest swaying as she walked she stood over my face and sat down. Straddling my head I buried my face in her pussy. Moving Lust chakra to my lips she began moaning as her hands gripped my chest.
It wasn’t long until Mio started riding me. Rocking back and forth the girls came sporadically. Reina screamed loudly as her quivering lips gushed fluid into my mouth. It wasn't long until I was cumming in Mio again. Another powerful orgasm moving through her body she tapped out and laid on the floor to watch as Reina took her throne.
The heavy chested woman came as soon as I entered her as well. Leaning forward I nibbled on her nipples as her body got used to my size.
“Missed you,” I said. Kissing up to her neck.
“You saw me this morning,” she whispered.
“I know. I simply haven’t given you two the attention you deserve,” I said.
“You’re working hard,” she said. Her body starting to move again. Her nipples running along my skin felt heavenly. Her tight cunt squeezing me as she moved back and forth made me groan. “Keep working hard. And we will be here for you at the end of the day.” I nodded. Pulling her lips to mine as we kissed.
What followed was a night filled with sex. As one of the girls tired out the other would tap in. By the time dawn came around they had both passed out. I was feeling better than I had in the last few days. Mika had said that sex would replenish me. I really felt it at that moment.
I showed my parents my water Jutsu and they were proud. A little too proud. Calling me a once in a lifetime genius since I had gone from knowing nothing to learning an attack move in less than a month. I felt bad that I had a cheat, but didn’t correct them.
I got a few hours of sleep midday. And when I awoke I attacked the girls again. Cumming in them all over again they screamed my name and were eventually unable to continue. They thought we might need to get a third maid. But I told them my extreme lust was only temporary.
After the 24 hours was up I reluctantly used World Escape while Reina and Mio were passed out on my shoulders.
Back in the room full of doors I looked around. I guessed the wall where Naruto and One Piece were located had a theme. I was imagining the most popular mangas in history perhaps. Or weird powers used. I guessed either Hunter x Hunter or My Hero Academia or Yu Yu Hakusho was the last door on the wall.
I really wanted to learn to use my Seastone Jitte though. Gantz was tough since it was the blind leading the blind. And I still didn’t feel confident there. I was superhumanly strong. But not rip someone’s arm off with a simple tug strong, so I didn’t want to risk that world yet.
That left High School of the Dead. Luckily there was a character in the manga that actually knew how to use the sword. Saeko Busujima. Practitioner of kendo and the Michonne of the High School of the Dead world. The manga itself was pretty old. With only 30 comics it still held a huge following. Mainly because of the busty main cast, but still, it had its moments. I had read it some time ago, and I remembered most, but not all of it. I needed practice with my new weapon and who better to wail on than millions of zombies.
The only issue I was having was what I should do. I pulled up my current quest from my Status Screen.
High School of the Dead Quest 1
Escape the school grounds with as many survivors as possible.
Rewards:
Improved Physique
From what I remembered, the manga was pretty fast paced. The series only spanned the length of about a week. If I wanted to risk it I would need to survive 24 hours to escape the world. I didn’t think that would be too hard, but I wasn’t sure. My main question was, should I stick to the canon? Should I follow the kids and the drama? Or go my own way by killing hordes of zombies.
In the manga the first thing they did was escape the school. I decided on figuring out what to do after I finished the quest. If I kept getting more quests I would probably follow the plot, but if I didn’t I might go off on my own. It depended on how things went.
Letting out a sigh I stepped through the door with a key in front of it. The first door I had entered when coming to this mysterious otherworldly crossroad.
Everything was black for a moment. As it came into focus I found myself back in the toilet stall as a zombie hit against the door. Pulling up my status screen I pulled the Seastone Jitte out. The long weapon forming in this world as it withdrew from the paper thin screen floating in front of me. Weapon in hand I mumbled, “Let’s do this.”
Kicking the door took more effort than I thought it would. When I got it the zombie man was thrown into the sink behind it. Growling I used both hands to push the tip of the Jitte into the once-man’s head. It took effort, but it sunk into the brain. About halfway inside I made the zombie drop…deader.
I breathed in and out heavily. Staring at the mirror I understood why I was struggling with these simple tasks as the pain started in my body. Dropping down on the floor I felt my body grow and expand as my World Lasting Physique took effect. Grinding my teeth to prevent myself from yelling out in pain, my muscles spasmed uncontrollably.
Then as quickly as it started, the pain was gone. I caught my breath as I recovered from the pain. When I got up I looked in the mirror again. Opening my school uniform shirt I noticed that now I was jacked. I already had memories of this version of me. I was 17 years old, in my final year of high school. American mom, japanese dad, they were out of town. I was bullied and spent my time jerking off, reading manga, or playing video games. Pretty much what happened in my real life as a kid.
Buttoning my shirt back up I practiced with the Jitte in this body. The Seastone Jitte was about 5 feet long. A blue seastone structure, it consisted of a main rod that went from grip to rounded tip. Around the hilt was a fork that was used to block and twist blades when fighting. In traditional Japan the jitte was a dagger sized weapon. Smoker happened to use a giant one.
As I got used to the weight again, speakers above my head kicked on with an announcement. “Attention all students and staff. A violent outbreak has taken place on school grounds. All students are instructed to follow staff members to safety at once. I repeat-gyah-no stay away. Don’t-bzzz, Ahhhh!” The line went dead.
“That’s my cue,” I said. Pushing chakra into the Jitte I controlled the seawater to stay around the cylinder of the weapon. Condensing it into a blade I made it smaller this time. With any luck most people would think it was simply a blue sword, instead of one coated in water.
I heard screams in the hall. It was time. I had always prepped myself mentally for what I would do if a zombie apocalypse happened. I was stuck in this world for 24 hours. But I was a fucking Pirate Ninja. I wasn’t stuck in there with the zombies, they were stuck in the world with me…I needed to make sure to yell that line at a badass moment in the future.
I kicked open the door. Two girls running down the hall, a trio of zombies staggered after them. Slicing with the Jitte the water splashed across the face of the first undead. It knocked him down and I cursed. Compressing the water further I made it into a simple thick cylinder, more bat-like than sword-like. When hitting something I had to focus to keep the water chakra on the Jitte.
Slashing at another one, the zombie’s nose was crushed in. Barely any blood sprayed from the wound. I couldn’t remember if it was bites or zombie blood that turned you in this world. The third zombie lunged at me. Stepping back I sliced up. More strength in the hit I busted the jaw bone. Finally getting the hang of how much strength to use, I bashed down, busting the skulls of the zombies one by one.
“You-you killed them,” one of the girls that had been running said. I turned to the duo.
“Bitch, zombies in the room, get your head in the game,” I said.
Turning down the hall, the High school of the dead version of me knew the school pretty well. I needed to get to the base level. At an intersection between halls a few boys and a girl were running from a bigger group of zombies. I ran forward, speeding up as I became more confident with the weapon, bashing their heads in one hit, I only had to double tap two of them.
“Let’s get the fuck out of here,” I said, looking toward my growing crowd of students.
“What the hell, Weston,” one of them said.
“No time,” I said as I heard another scream.
I moved quickly, not waiting for them. Not channeling chakra in my body, I needed to save it all for the blade. I used a big chunk making the water, but keeping the thick coating around the blade was mentally taxing. Staying on alert at all times, I killed another three zombies. My ever growing group of followers mumbled and stuck to me. The newcomers forming on the tail end of my personal zombie killing train.
A zombie attacked one of them, but I was on him in an instant. Jumping over the group, I slashed down on the zombie before the kid could get bit. The dead guy crumbled and I was moving to the front again.
Eyes always scanning, I was getting into it. I had strength, resources, and pretty much anything someone like me would need. With that thought I brought up my World Store.
High School of the Dead World Shop:
Food
Weapons
Miscellaneous
Food was as it sounded. Everything was in yen, but I was pretty sure the conversion rate between yen and USD was about 100 yen to 1 USD. So 300 yen for a pound of chicken wasn’t terrible. In weapons there were mainly melee weapons. There were guns, but not too many. In miscellaneous I found ammo, a vehicle, even portable toilets and toilet paper. Everything a growing boy would need in the apocalypse.
“Money,” I said looking at my group of 20 kids. They had multiplied at some point. “Give me your money.”
“What?!” “Why?” “No way” “Okay” they said.
I looked at the mousy girl that had said okay. “I like you,” I said. “Alright you want to stick with me, I need fighters. Who is willing to kill some zombies?”
“I don’t have a weapon,” a boy said. “But I’ll help.”
“Good. Give me your money. Everyone, money, now, or leave the group.” People grumbled and began to curse, about half went for their money. I started walking through the group, taking the yen. I pulled my own money out and pushed it into my status screen. I had 10,865.
“Cheap bastards,” I said. Going through weapons I bought three aluminum bats. They appeared in my hand. Eyes went wide as I passed one to the kid that said he would help.
“Who else?” I asked.
“How’d you do that?” Someone asked, amazed.
“Fucking magic. Worlds going to shit and you got time for dumb questions like that? Just be glad I can,” I said.
“I’ll take one,” another boy said.
“You didn’t pay, pay and you can have it,” I said. He sneered but nodded. Pulling a stack of cash out I smiled wide. Grabbing it all before he could split some off, I threw it all in my screen. I had another 20,000 yen.
“Who else wants a bat?” I asked. More hands raised. “Pay up.” More people dug into wallets and over half had a bat and I still had a mighty fine profit when I was done.

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