Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance-Chapter 837 630: Do You Have to Strip Completely for a Physical Exam? (Part 2)

"Physical examination, huh." Jiang Nian muttered to himself, "If I really have to undress, I need to avoid Li Hua, I'm afraid of needles."
Upon hearing this, Huang Fang in the front row turned her head to look at him, speechless.
"...Can you avoid me instead?"
"Huh?"
"I'm a girl."
"Oh, right." Jiang Nian nodded, made an orchid finger gesture, and said in a soft voice, "Who isn't?"
Huang Fang: "...."
Sometimes it's not that she's emotionally stable, she just really has no answer. Is there anyone normal in Group Six?
At 1:20, Jiang Nian was preparing to turn the page of the test paper. He received a push notification on his phone and couldn't help but laugh when he read it.
"I, Li Hua, authenticate that I can't compete with Jiang Nian. I'll never bark like a dog again, just stay low-key."
Not bad, my son may be a dog, but at least he's honest.
Jiang Nian was touched and sent a reward of 200 coins with a flick of his hand.
After lunch break, Chen Yunyun and the others came over. She had brought a small box of sliced fruits, some washed green grapes.
Wang Yuhe swaggered over, once again taunting Jiang Nian.
"Do you know where my duck webs are?"
"No idea."
Jiang Nian glanced at her, thinking to let her wait a bit longer. Next time, he'll just clear out all her stock.
"Hmph, it's good you don't know." Wang Yuhe strutted off in high spirits after showing off.
Jiang Nian let her have her moment, hoping she'd someday realize that storms always lurk beneath calm seas.
It doesn't matter if she doesn't understand, pain will teach her.
"Chi Shi, how did I end up on the local online trending list?" Li Hua was red with anger upon entering, "Can you delete this?"
Jiang Nian refused, seriously replying.
"Rule of the jianghu, stay up for three days."
"Damn it!!" Li Hua didn't process what was happening and grabbed Jiang Nian's collar, "You dog, did you do this?"
"What?"
"How did I end up on the local trending list out of nowhere!"
"How would I know? Besides, it must be a coincidence." Jiang Nian waved it off, "By tomorrow, you'll be forgotten."
Li Hua was doubtful but sat down grumbling.
"Whatever, I'll just make a statement with a small account to clear things up."
Jiang Nian found it amusing, but didn't plan to escalate further. It was enough; no need to accidentally turn Hua into an internet celebrity.
Should his brother become a streamer, he'd never get any sleep with the constant hustle.
Fatty Ma Guojun walked in, closely observing Li Hua. He was puzzled and turned to ask Jiang Nian.
"What's with him?"
"He's acting as an online troll." Jiang Nian replied.
"What an idiot, how can there be a verified troll?" Ma Guojun couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Who said I was verified?" Li Hua looked up, disdainful, "You think I wouldn't consider this? It's my dad's account."
"Such filial piety." Jiang Nian couldn't hold back either, giving a thumbs up, "Can't deny, Hua's got some authority."
Ma Guojun laughed, "If I were your dad, I'd clobber you with a rock."
"Chi Shi."
"Hello hello." Zhang Ningzhi came too, bringing small cakes, "Hmm? What's the group leader doing?"
"Flirting."
"Ew!"
Jiang Nian looked at the cake, his appetite suddenly stirred. Before afternoon classes, indeed it's time for a sweet treat.
Just as he was about to indulge, Zhizhi brought it over.
Everyone in the group shared it; there wasn't much. Jiang Nian got a small piece, plus Zhizhi's piece.
He didn't stand on ceremony, swallowing the cake in one bite.
"Hehe." Zhang Ningzhi looked at Jiang Nian, eyes filled with satisfaction from feeding, "Can I pet your head?"
"Why?" Jiang Nian looked up, puzzled.
Want to touch my Heavenly Bodhisattva?
It's not that I'm stingy, it's that the Sun God's energy is stored there.
"You eat like a little dog." Zhang Ningzhi giggled and petted Jiang Nian's soft black hair.
By god, this is turning perverted.
Oh well, I often stroke Zhizhi's leg too. That's alright then, just normal spell-enchantment among friends.
Spell-enchantment, that's Lu Bu's first skill.
"Wow, you guys are disgusting." Li Hua couldn't help but gag, "Dog, can't you act human?"
"Hmph!" Zhang Ningzhi turned away.
"Come on, Hua." Jiang Nian reached out and teased, "Let dad pet your Heavenly Bodhisattva."
"Get lost, damn it!"
In the afternoon, it was still reviewing test papers, the classroom atmosphere half-dead. Chinese class was okay, at least you could lay down and nap a bit.
Old Liu didn't care much, teaching with rhythm and emphasis.
"Ah, this one, look at this classical Chinese text....."
The remaining two sessions of continuous physics were tough, everyone was sleepy. After the second class, they all went out for some air.
"Darn, the physics teacher is such a sleep inducer, isn't he?"
Lin Dong was leaning on the corridor railing complaining, alongside a big group of boys from Class Three, almost all in the same posture.
"Consider finding the problem within yourself." Li Hua said, "I stood at the back and just squatted down in a corner to sleep."
"Remember, strong people never complain about their environment."
Yang Qiming yawned, sounding somewhat disdainful.
"Li Hua is still too weak. I used to watch horror movies. After ten minutes, I'd fall asleep immediately."
Sun Zhicheng turned his head, "Would you die if you didn't brag?"
"Screw you....."
Lin Dong separated the two, internally a bit puzzled. These two have grievances, how are they still gathering together?
Jiang Nian was leaning on the railing, squinting his eyes as he said.
"Speaking of horror films, when I was a kid, after watching 'The Wicked Ghost', I didn't dare to go to the toilet and peed in a plastic bag."
"Awesome, I used to pee in a bottle."
Liu Yang didn't understand, "If you're scared, why not just stop watching? I watched for two minutes, then turned it off when I was a kid."
Ma Guojun said, "Curiosity maybe, but I dragged my little cousin to watch it with me. He was scared, then I'm not scared."
"Thinking back, bottles are indeed convenient." Jiang Nian turned his head and said, "Like Hua, peeing into a screaming bottle."
"Yeah yeah." Li Hua nodded, then realized the silence around him, suddenly realizing something was off.
"Hahaha, a screaming bottle?"
There was an explosion of laughter around them, suddenly no one was sleepy anymore, pointing at Li Hua, "Isn't that supposed to be a syringe?"
"Have you seen it, how can you claim it's not a syringe?" Ma Guojun said, "Once when I was in the bathroom....."
"I generally look for a Pulse bottle, otherwise it gets stuck easily."
"No way, Pulse is too small. I usually find a bucket, if I can't find one then I have to go to the rooftop and find a water tower."
"Chi Shi Chi Shi!!" Li Hua was red with anger.
The class bell rang, and the boys shuffled back into the classroom like zombies.
The last afternoon period was a minor self-study.
Jiang Nian was pondering over whom to mark with the blue bar as a couple of students at the door suddenly called for him.
"The homeroom teacher's calling, wants you in the office."
"Oh, okay."
He got up and walked out; passing through the aisle, he locked eyes with Little Bailin, who pampered Jiang Nian with a smile.
Hmm?
Jiang Nian gave Tao Ran's group another look, noticing Tingzi was looking down at the test paper, her face pale.
Failed the test, that's rough.
He didn't worry himself with it and strolled out of the classroom. After going downstairs, he headed straight to the Chinese office, sat down, and drank tea.
"Teacher, the scores are out?"
"No, it's just a mock exam." Old Liu said carelessly, "I think your science and math are okay."
In other words, stable performance.
After all, Jiang Nian's weakest subjects are physics and mathematics. If these two maintain their level, his scores won't be too low anywhere.
"Oh, when's the first mock exam?"
Old Liu pondered for a moment and then said.
"Around mid-next month. After that, there'll be a physical, and in April, there might be a spring outing organized."
"Huh?"
"What spring outing?"
"A hiking trip, but it's not confirmed yet." Old Liu waved it off, "Never mind those distant plans, look at the script first."
"The day after tomorrow is the Hundred Days Pledge Ceremony, try to go without a script."
"I can't manage that." Jiang Nian took the script, finding it not too long, "Teacher, it's all cliché stuff."
"What did you expect?" Old Liu glanced at him, "Shall I write you an essay on diligence, go be an internet celebrity."
Goodness, Old Liu is quite up-to-date with trends.
He even knows about student influencers.
"I guess it's possible, but I can probably only memorize half." Jiang Nian began bargaining.
"That's enough, no one will notice you by the end." Old Liu, experienced, said, "There's one more thing."
"Do you have any thoughts on your physics scores?"