Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit-Chapter 48 : I Want Face

Chapter 48: I Want Face
Lin Mo was so furious he was practically smoking. He felt like he had been tricked by ‘Li Shiya’. If this was the situation, who would dare go out with her in the future? Wouldn’t that break one’s defenses in minutes?
Meanwhile, Sichuan Girl didn’t need to do anything at all. She just had to stand there, keep quiet, and look at him. The rest would be automatically filled in by the imagination of the onlookers.
As expected, anyone who could be as famous as Empress Rushuang was definitely not someone easy to deal with.
Thinking of this, Lin Mo decided he couldn’t be the only one unlucky. He immediately opened WeChat, tapped on Brother Wang’s profile picture, and edited a message:
【Brother Wang, did you buy the ticket?】
Brother Wang replied instantly: 【Bought it, bought it! I was originally planning to go back the day after tomorrow on the first, but to see you guys, I came back a day early. If it weren’t for today’s tickets being sold out, I would have rushed back overnight!】
【Return quickly, waiting for you】
【ok, tell Sichuan Girl to wash his ass clean and wait for me. Tell him, I’ve never asked him for anything before. This time I’m going wild, wahahaha】
Seeing this, Lin Mo immediately felt happy again. He couldn’t deal with this ‘Li Shiya’, but wasn’t there still Brother Wang?
If Brother Wang was fierce enough, he could even help him get revenge, ruthlessly teach that Little Li a lesson. If Brother Wang wasn’t up to it, then he wouldn’t be the only unlucky one—Brother Wang would also have to taste Li Shiya’s power.
The only one benefiting was Old Zhao. Lucky guy went out to work straight away. Otherwise, their dorm would’ve been really lively.
On the other hand, Sichuan Girl was sitting elegantly in a chair at the computer desk, taking small bites of candied hawthorn.
“Come on, there’s no one else in the dorm. What the hell are you putting on an act for?” Lin Mo couldn’t help saying when he saw that look.
“You don’t get it. This is called building up emotion. I’ll be streaming at eight sharp tonight. Huh? Why did you take off your watch? What, guilty? Don’t worry, we’re all bros here, I won’t laugh at you!”
Sichuan Girl chuckled as he watched Lin Mo remove the Nautilus from his wrist and place it into its box.
But inside, he was shocked and curious about what had happened to his roommate during his internship. How had he changed so much, almost like a different person altogether?
If it weren’t for the unchanged facial features, he would have thought this guy actually went for plastic surgery.
Now that he was back, not only did his appearance change, but his clothes were obviously expensive high-end goods, and he even wore a Nautilus. Weren’t they supposed to be one family in the dorm, all losers together? And now he had found himself a sugar mommy?
“You’re one to talk. Me, wearing something this expensive? What if I bump it or scratch it?” Lin Mo rolled his eyes.
Sichuan Girl looked puzzled: “You didn’t know its value when you received it?”
“Of course not. I don’t understand watches. Besides, the watch was just given to me today. If you hadn’t said it was Patek Philippe, I would’ve thought it was just some 10–20k watch.”
Luxury goods were meant for people who understood them. To those who didn’t, they were no different from a few-hundred or few-thousand-yuan watches.
When Liu Rushuang gave it to him, he hadn’t thought much. He hadn’t expected it to be this expensive—several times the price Yuan Meng had paid.
Of course, Liu Rushuang definitely didn’t calculate it like that. She included Su He’s share as well, since he had only reached his goal through her connections. Naturally, some payment was due.
“Today?” Sichuan Girl suddenly stood up. “And I missed such an exciting story? Damn!
Come, tell me—how did you end up eating soft rice? Was it that she casually threw you her platinum credit card and told you to relax, then you scolded her for trying to teach you what to do?
Old Mo, you fool! All you had to do was take the card, and our dorm would be set for life. Why would I need to stream or do self-media anymore? You take the sugar mommy’s money to support me, I’ll give the leftovers to Brother Wang. Perfect plan!”
Hearing this, Lin Mo took a deep breath. No wonder they could live in the same dorm for three years. Even if Sichuan Girl had turned into a pervert, that shamelessness was still so familiar.
Really, Liu Rushuang cooked the food, I couldn’t finish, so I gave it to you, you couldn’t finish, so it went to the dog, and if the dog couldn’t finish, it went to Old Zhao?
Damn, Old Zhao escaped again. Impressive!
But thinking about it that way, the most pitiful one was Brother Wang. As expected, if you weren’t at the scene, you couldn’t even eat shit while it was still hot.
“Brother Wang said to wash your ass clean. He’s already bought the ticket. He’s coming back tomorrow. He’ll screw you for sure!” Lin Mo sneered.
But Sichuan Girl wasn’t intimidated at all: “Bring it on! I want to see what strength he has. After going out with you today, I feel terrifyingly strong. As long as it’s a man, has Li Shiya ever feared anyone?”
Lin Mo gave him a thumbs up: (￣▽￣)ｄ
“Alright, Sichuan Girl, after three years you finally stand tall. Hopefully, tomorrow you won’t be screaming for help. I’ll livestream it if you do.”
Sichuan Girl didn’t mind at all. Today, he had found his confidence again in his roommate. With Li Shiya’s spirit in him, what man could he not conquer?
“By the way, what’s the sugar mommy’s name, the one who gave you the watch?”
Hearing this, Lin Mo thought for a moment, then the corners of his mouth lifted slightly: “What a coincidence. In the underworld, her name is equal to yours, even slightly stronger. Her surname is Liu, name Rushuang.”
Sichuan Girl: …
“Liu Rushuang? Empress Rushuang?”
“That’s right.”
“Bullshit! You’re telling me Empress Rushuang herself? If it’s really true, could your scrawny body even handle her? Without a car accident, amnesia, or cancer, you don’t even compare to her name!”
“I told you but you don’t listen, you listen but you don’t believe, you believe but you don’t act, you act but you do it wrong. What can I do?” Lin Mo shrugged helplessly.
Seeing him refuse to speak the truth, Li Chuan had no choice but to just hold his phone, happily watching his follower count shoot up in the backend.
Meanwhile, Lin Mo took the chance to organize his things.
Tujia honey, poria throat lozenges, anti-hair loss solution—all lined up neatly on his desk.
Then he changed out of his current outfit and placed it together with another set of Liu Rushuang’s handpicked clothes inside his wardrobe. These things were expensive and couldn’t be placed carelessly.
The whole afternoon slipped away quietly. That evening, instead of going out, the two ordered takeout. Soon, it was eight o’clock.
Sichuan Girl touched up his makeup a little, then turned his head: “Old Mo, how’s it look? Pretty?”
“Get lost, you slut.”
At that moment, Lin Mo was sitting at the computer, soaking his feet while watching a variety show.
Sichuan Girl pouted after being snapped at, then immediately started the livestream.
【The man’s live! So good-looking!】
【Someone, bring the menstruation gift!】
【Damn, this is a guy? Then what am I? Zhang Fei with a period?】
【Mute Bride】
【Bro, you smell so good!】
【Came from another video, heard the streamer was humiliated by a roommate who suddenly came back. True?】
As soon as the stream began, the barrage of comments poured in like snowflakes. Watching the viewer count rise rapidly, Sichuan Girl’s smile grew even brighter.
“Hello everyone, I’m Li Shiya. Today there was a little accident during the day, but no worries, chastity preserved. As for my roommate? Wait a sec… Old Mo…”
Hearing this, Lin Mo instantly felt uneasy, quickly pulling out a mask to cover his face.
“Old Mo, they want to see you. You gonna show up? Hey, why are you putting on a mask?”
Lin Mo: “I want face!”
Sichuan Girl: …
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