Inventory of Chaos: Iconic Scenes That Shattered Everyone Instantly-Chapter 158: ICISEI Episode 158

Chapter 158: ICISEI Episode 158
Episode 158: The Forbidden Technique
『 The night sky was clear and bright, and a plum blossom gently drifted onto a plum tree branch.
At this moment, Meihua
Shisan stood at the edge of the rooftop.
"Meow Kitty." Wang Feng said softly, holding Meow Kitty in his arms.
"We’ve made peace now."
"There’s no need for the cat and dog fight to continue."
"Quickly order everyone to stop fighting."
Wang Feng held Meow Kitty, speaking sincerely.
"Okay." Meow Kitty listened to Wang Feng’s words and softly agreed.
"Also, the assassin’s reward,"
"Don’t forget to settle it."
Wang Feng reminded Meow Kitty.
"It’s not easy for people to earn this little money, pretending to be a dog and singing." Wang Feng’s words filled Meow Kitty with doubt.
"Why would an assassin pretend to be a dog and sing?" Meow Kitty asked, puzzled.
At this moment, Meihua
Shisan’s figure darted back and forth across the eaves like lightning. The cat tribesmen below seemed to notice, but seeing the rooftop empty, they relaxed their guard.
Suddenly, a plum blossom silently landed on Wang Feng’s arm.
Wang Feng turned at the sound and looked sharply.
"Oh no!" When he saw a cold, gleaming sword tip attacking him, he was scared out of his wits.
Meow Kitty quickly wrapped her tail around Wang Feng, dragging him out of danger.
Seeing this, Meihua
Shisan immediately swung her braid, and the blade hidden within it pointed at Wang Feng again.
Wang Feng’s face was filled with terror as he watched the blade approach his chest.
Meow Kitty, however, tightly gripped the blade on Meihua
Shisan’s braid.
Blood slowly dripped from Meow Kitty’s fingers.
"Assassin Meihua
Shisan." Meow Kitty looked at the person wearing the white mask, already knowing who the newcomer was.
Wang Feng took off his glasses and carefully scrutinized the uninvited guest.
"Is it him?" Wang Feng seemed to recognize the other party.
Meihua
Shisan suddenly kicked Meow Kitty away, using the force to leap backward.
⟦ Meihua
Shisan ⟧
" Xuanwu CountryAssassin "
" Assassin Ranking: 37th " 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[
Seven (Scissor Seven): "Wow! So impressive, an advanced assassin ranked 37th."
]
[
Nicole Demara (Zenless Zone Zero): "Xuanwu Country? Sounds very powerful."
]
[
Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "Xuanwu Country, it’s a very terrifying country."
]
[
The Herta (Honkai: Star Rail): "The previous Stan Country was about technology, so this Xuanwu Country should be about martial prowess."
]
[
Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "That’s right, exactly."
]
[
Asta (Honkai: Star Rail) "As expected of Ms. Herta, so smart."
]
[
The Herta (Honkai: Star Rail): "It’s nothing."
]
[
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]
『 "I only want the head of you, the leader of the dog people!" Meihua
Shisan half-knelt at the edge of the rooftop and slowly spoke, "Whoever blocks me will lose their life."
"Another assassin?" Wang Feng looked confused, asking Meow Kitty.
"No, that’s not it."
"I just hired an assassin with an apologetic appearance." Meow Kitty stood in front of Wang Feng, saying this.
"She shouldn’t be talking about me, right?"
Meow Kitty didn’t expect that the Wang Feng in front of him was actually Seven in disguise. He looked up and pondered silently.
"Does this Wang Feng have so many enemies?"
"Gotta retreat quickly!" Seven hid behind Meow Kitty, calculating in his mind.
"Meow!!" Meow Kitty suddenly let out a sharp cat’s meow.
"I’d like to see who dares to touch him!" Meow Kitty glared at Meihua
Shisan, shouting.
"You’re absolutely right!" Wang Feng gave a thumbs-up from behind Meow Kitty.
Countless cats gathered in front of the two.
"If you want to die, I won’t stop you."
Meihua
Shisan looked at the cats holding various weapons and responded indifferently.
Upon hearing this, the cats immediately exploded into chaos.
They all pounced on Meihua
Shisan.
Meihua
Shisan swung her twin blades, and the attacking cats were cut into several pieces.
Each one turned into a block-shaped corpse.
Three sharp blades danced, and the pouncing cats were shredded. 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[
Yukinoshita Yukino (Oregairu): "To treat little cats like that."
]
[
March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "Oh, how pitiful."
]
[
Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Indeed, an assassin is an assassin."
]
[
Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "What, do you have any thoughts?"
]
[
Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "No, no."
]
[
.....
]
『 Immediately after,
Many cats tightly surrounded Meihua
Shisan.
Three flashes of cyan-silver light swept past.
Meihua
Shisan’s figure reappeared.
"Truly worthy of being the 37th-ranked master on the assassin list."
"It seems impossible to stop her."
Meow Kitty looked at Meihua
Shisan, who was cutting down enemies like chopping vegetables, and slowly said.
When Meow Kitty turned to look for Seven,
"Huh?" She found that the space behind her was empty, and Seven was nowhere to be seen.
In the distance, Seven was continuously leaping between the eaves.
Meow Kitty stood frozen, speechless for a long time.
Meihua
Shisan, who was fiercely battling the cats, also noticed the fleeing Seven.
She decided not to get entangled further and immediately chased after Seven’s figure. 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[
Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Huh? Why isn’t she chasing anymore?"
]
[
.....
]
『 At this moment, Seven was suspended in mid-air, his steps never stopping, desperately fleeing.
After a rapid sprint, Seven landed gracefully, but then immediately knelt down, panting heavily.
"Any slower and I would have been finished." Seven, covered in sweat, took off his glasses and said with lingering fear.
Suddenly, a dull landing sound came.
Seven was startled, his face changing dramatically.
At this moment, Meihua
Shisan had silently caught up behind Seven, her long blade pressing directly against him.
"Hey! Don’t be so quick to act!"
Seeing the sharp blade approaching, Seven quickly reached out to signal Meihua
Shisan to pause, while he hurriedly fumbled in his clothes, explaining as he did so.
"I’m not Wang Feng at all!" Seven stood up and threw the little chicken he had hidden in his arms onto the ground.
"Look!" As soon as Seven finished speaking, a cloud of smoke rose from the ground.
"Hello there!" From the smoke, Seven, now in a long gown, emerged and greeted Meihua
Shisan friendly.
"This is my true appearance."
"You got it wrong, sorry about that." Seven patiently explained to Meihua
Shisan.
"Do you think pretending to be an ugly man will fool me?" Meihua
Shisan coldly watched Seven’s actions and questioned.
As she spoke, Meihua
Shisan seized the opportunity, using the short blade at the end of her braid to attack Seven.
Seven was so scared that he raised his hands and retreated repeatedly.
"I really am not Wang Feng!" Seven loudly argued, then turned and ran.
She chased him, and he ran. It seemed he couldn’t escape even with wings.
"Why don’t you believe me?!" Seven shouted as he ran.
Seeing Meihua
Shisan relentlessly pursuing him, Seven quickly pulled out a game console from his pocket.
"Super Invisibility Technique—!"
Seven shouted the slogan, threw the game console on the ground, and immediately, smoke billowed. Meihua
Shisan, with a slash of her blade, dispersed the smoke.
"Huh? Where is he?"
"Invisibility technique?"
Meihua
Shisan looked at the empty street, her face filled with confusion.
"He still managed to escape like that." Meihua
Shisan walked and looked around, leisurely saying.
"How am I going to to Master this time?" 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[
Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Running so fast? Even an advanced assassin can’t run as fast as you."
]
[
Yelan (Genshin Impact): "Good speed."
]
[
Bai Xiaochun (A Will Eternal): "Let’s all run together!"
]
[
Seven (Scissor Seven): "No, I didn’t leave the spot,"
]
[
Everyone: "???"
]
[
.....
]
『 After the other party left, a small stone on the ground made a sound.
"Hehehe, there’s no such thing as an invisibility spell."
"This trick never fails."
"Once she’s far away, hey? What’s going on?" Seven, who was smugly indulging in self-admiration, had turned into a stone and stood frozen on the spot.
Suddenly, a shadow was cast on his stony body. Seven blinked and saw that it was the big yellow dog with its tongue sticking out, staring at him.
"Why is it always you?" A drop of sweat appeared on Seven’s forehead.
The big yellow dog turned its head and lifted its leg.
"What do you want to do?!"Seven stared at the big yellow dog lifting its leg, completely bewildered.
"Watch me!" Without another word, Seven slammed his stone butt fiercely, making the big yellow dog wince in pain and clutch its backside.
"Peeing and pooping everywhere, that’s so uncivilized." Seven raised his two slender legs, looking at the big yellow dog running away, clutching its butt, his face full of disapproval.
With a "
snap
." A foot landed squarely on Seven, who had turned into a stone.
"You country bumpkin,"
"You’re quite clever, aren’t you?"
Meihua
Shisan stepped on Seven with one foot and held her blade horizontally above Seven’s head with the other.
"I almost fell for your trick." As soon as Meihua
Shisan finished speaking, she stabbed her blade into Seven.
The smoke dissipated, and Meihua
Shisan found that what was under her foot was actually a durian covered in thorns, making her cry out in pain.
"I’m half a durian!" Seven stood up, crossed his arms, and said proudly to Meihua
Shisan.
Meihua
Shisan, behind Seven, rubbed her pricked foot, her face burning with rage.
With a whoosh of light, Meihua
Shisan, without hesitation, slashed fiercely at Seven.
Seven unhurriedly raised his scissors to block in front of him.
"How many different looks have I shown you?"
"Why won’t you believe I’m not Wang Feng!"
Seven held up his scissors, forcefully pressing against Meihua
Shisan’s large blade, explaining as he spoke.
Meihua
Shisan didn’t speak, but raised the sword in her other hand and thrust it straight at Seven.
Seven slid to the side, dodging Meihua
Shisan’s fatal blow.
He looked back to see Meihua
Shisan swinging her blade fiercely. After a few rounds, Seven looked in astonishment at the blade tip deeply embedded in the ground between his legs.
Meihua
Shisan’s long blade then chopped down towards Seven’s head, and Seven quickly used his scissors to block.
Seeing this, Meihua
Shisan fiercely swung her long braid.
Seven saw the sharp hair tips on the braid just millimeters from him, quickly turned around, and skillfully leaped behind Meihua
Shisan, pulling out his scissors, intending to give Meihua
Shisan’s long braid an unexpected trim.
But he didn’t expect Meihua
Shisan to suddenly charge forward.
Seven used his scissors to block, but was struck flying by Meihua
Shisan.
Seven fell heavily to the ground.
"Ouch!" he grunted, then sat up.
"Hey, hey, hey, wait! I, I, I have something to say!"
Seeing Meihua
Shisan approaching step by step, Seven quickly shouted.
"Actually, I..." Seven spoke as he used his light footwork, knocking off Meihua
Shisan’s mask with his scissors.
"Wow, a beauty!" As Meihua
Shisan’s mask fell, Seven looked at her face, smiling brightly. 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[
Seven (Scissor Seven): "Wow! So beautiful."
]
[
Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "??"
]
[
Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "You were thinking about that at that moment?"
]
[
.....
]
『 Meihua
Shisan’s mask clattered to the ground, and she suddenly leaped backward, moving as fast as a gust of wind.
"Whether you’re the real or fake Wang Feng,"
"You’re finished today!"
Meihua
Shisan half-knelt there, her voice so cold it could freeze people.
"I am Assassin Seven,"
"Ranked 17, 367th on the assassin list."
At this moment, Seven stood up, playing with the scissors in his hand, twirling them nimbly.
"My specialty is trimming air bangs,"
"Good service, fair prices, deeply loved by the folks."
Seven rubbed his right foot against his left leg, looking a little smug.
"Relationship status—single noble!"
Seven raised his scissors high, turned, and smiled at Meihua
Shisan.
"How about we go for a drink and exchange assassin experiences?"
Before he finished speaking, Meihua
Shisan kicked Seven in the face.
"Ouch, I suddenly remembered I have an urgent matter, gotta go."
Seven was dizzy from the kick, with Meihua
Shisan’s shoe print on his face.
Immediately after, he threw the little flying chicken at Meihua
Shisan’s face. After a heavy blow,
The little flying chicken grabbed Seven’s waistband and flew into the sky with a whoosh.
"See ya, I’ll treat next time for tea!"
"Don’t forget to call me!"
Seven shouted at Meihua
Shisan below.
Meihua
Shisan looked at Seven’s seemingly fleeing figure with a calm expression.
Suddenly, her wrist moved slightly, and several plum blossom darts appeared silently.
Seven was just thinking that he could slip away now.
But those plum blossom darts flew with a whoosh, one left and one right, embedding themselves in the little flying chicken’s head and Seven’s butt, respectively.
"Ouch!" Seven and the little flying chicken fell straight to the ground.
The little flying chicken flapped a few times on the ground, and a powerful aura suddenly rose.
"I never thought I’d have to use plum blossom darts on someone like you."
Meihua
Shisan looked coldly at Seven on the ground and said.
"Since you’ve seen my face, I can’t leave you alive."
Seven lay on the ground, his fingers trembling slightly. Meihua
Shisan didn’t expect that with a pinch of his two fingers, the scissors flew towards her like an arrow.
"Ouch, my butt is so numb!"
Seven controlled the scissors, trying to stand up, his index finger hooked into the ring of the plum blossom dart, and he pulled hard.
"It seems this dart is poisoned."
"No, I need to use my ultimate move!"
Seven’s eyes flashed as he looked at Meihua
Shisan, who was struggling with the scissors.
"Six! Seven! Five!"
Seven stood like a large crab, his hands raised high, and shouted.
After a few alluring twists,
"Break up! Blade!"
The scissors in the air instantly split into two halves as Seven spoke.
Meihua
Shisan stared in surprise at the two scissors spinning in the air.
"Hehehe."
Seven looked at Meihua
Shisan with a mischievous smile, his fingers constantly pinching and moving.
The long and short blades in Meihua
Shisan’s hands flew up and down, repeatedly blocking the attacks of Seven’s spinning scissors.
"Turning into two makes them even harder to deal with."
"I need to finish this quickly."
Meihua
Shisan murmured softly.
Then, she closed her eyes, and when she opened them again (Nuo Le Zhao), she suddenly threw the short blade in her hand, which just knocked down a piece of the scissor blade, then stabbed the other scissor blade with her long sword.
Seizing this opportunity, Meihua
Shisan suddenly rushed in front of Seven, their fingers intertwined.
Seven had just felt Meihua
Shisan’s soft palm when he discovered that the blade hidden in Meihua
Shisan’s braid was attacking him.
In a critical moment,
Seven’s eyes narrowed, and he pushed away Meihua
Shisan’s arm.
"Kiss!"
Seven and Meihua
Shisan unexpectedly kissed each other.
At this moment, background music suddenly played on the screen.
"A-Zhen fell in love with A-Qiang,"
"Under a starry night sky!" 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[
Chika Fujiwara (Love Is War): "I feel so amazing for some reason, this is like directly meeting love."
]
[
Seven (Scissor Seven): "This is love!"
]
[
Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "I loved your twisted skin!"
]
[
Ainz Ooal Gown (Overlord): "Hahahaha, how interesting."
]
[
Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "Exactly, that’s not love at all, that doesn’t exist!"
]
[
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]
『 Meihua
Shisan turned her head and kicked Seven in a sensitive area.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch." Seven flipped backward, unable to stand steadily on his feet, groaning in pain.
A blush spread across Meihua
Shisan’s face, and she wiped her lips.
"That kick just now felt pretty good!" Seven gave Meihua
Shisan a thumbs up.
At these words, Meihua
Shisan’s previously relaxed hand clenched into a fist.
At this moment, Meihua
Shisan glared at Seven, anger seemingly burning behind her, red light flashing in her eyes, wishing she could immediately deal with this disrespectful guy.
Meihua
Shisan picked up her broken blade, and a powerful aura emanated from her.
Seven looked at Meihua
Shisan, who was rushing towards him at high speed.
"Such a fast blade! I probably can’t block it!" Seven was about to catch the blade with his bare hands, but unexpectedly, a large, thick hand grabbed Meihua
Shisan’s broken blade first, and with a gentle squeeze, the broken blade immediately shattered into pieces.
Seven and Meihua
Shisan looked at the newcomer, their faces full of confusion.
The newcomer kept flexing his muscles.
Finally, he struck a bodybuilding pose. It was Little Flying Chicken!
" Muscle Chicken "
" Little Flying Chicken’s Berserk State " 』
『 .....』