Mind Reader? I'd Rather Quit Being Senior Brother!

[Comedy · Cultivation · Mind-Reading · Light-Hearted · Mild System Element]Xiao Lin thought his life as a cultivator would be smooth, quiet, and uneventful. That was, until the usually-useless system—only good for issuing absurd side quests like “pick flowers” or “go fishing”—suddenly gave him one serious mission:"Resign from your role as Senior Brother."Tired of the title anyway, Xiao Lin figured he’d step down… until he approached his junior disciples—And started hearing their inner thoughts.“Senior Brother! I love you! You're my one and only five-star character card! Don’t you dare look at any other girl!”Staring at his cold and expressionless second junior sister… Xiao Lin: "Huh?"“In our past life, I ignored your advice and made a terrible mistake. This time, I’ll follow your every word.”Looking at his silent, brooding third junior brother gazing off into the distance… Xiao Lin: "What now?"“Senior Brother is just a side character in the novel, but he's so hot... Does he have abs?”Glancing at his fourth junior sister who kept sneakily peeking at his waist… Xiao Lin: "Excuse me?"“The elemental energy in this world is decent for training, but it’s a shame I’m stuck in a girl’s body… Men’s bodies are just more practical.”Looking at his fifth junior sister who was deep in meditation… Xiao Lin: "What the hell is going on?"Turns out, everyone has their secrets.And Xiao Lin? He just wants a peaceful retirement—not to become the lead in a chaotic love-and-cultivation drama!