Player’s Guide to Raising a BUG Angel-Chapter 34 : This Underwear Was Called ‘Dragon Calamity Countermeasure’

Chapter 34: This Underwear Was Called ‘Dragon Calamity Countermeasure’
Succubus Queen, Lilith.
In the background setting of 《Aincrad Era》, she was one of the Six Demon Kings of the Northern Demon Realm, the youngest and most unconventional of them all.
She had no interest in territory, war, or conquest.
Her lifelong pursuit had only one goal—seeking “interesting things.”
In her previous life’s game, she was a mysterious NPC who appeared and disappeared unpredictably, often showing up before players in all sorts of unexpected disguises, issuing bizarre quests that were strange yet carried abnormally generous rewards.
She was a pure “fun-seeker,” a representative of chaotic good (or chaotic neutral), one who feared the world not being chaotic enough.
Mophis could not figure out why this Demon King, who was supposed to officially appear only in the mid-to-late story arc, would suddenly show up here.
And… even send her a set of strawberry-patterned lace underwear?
What was this supposed to be?
The Demon King’s provocation? Or… some twisted form of greeting?
Mophis felt as if her CPU was about to overheat.
One greedy Dragon King had yet to be dealt with, and now another fun-seeking Demon King popped out.
Just how absurd was this world planning to become?
She looked at the pink, girlish underwear set on her dressing table, then at the purple-haired girl perched on the treetop afar, grinning brightly at her.
A sense of absurdity she had never felt before surged in her chest.
Instinctively, she wanted to throw the underwear away.
But a system notification stopped her hand.
【You have obtained ‘Afternoon Tea of the Demon King’ (Underwear Set) (Legendary)】
【Quality: Legendary】
【Description: Hand-sewn by Succubus Queen Lilith, filled with whimsy and the heart of mischief. It is said that whoever wears it will become very popular.】
【Effect 1: Absolute Comfort—(omitted)】
【Effect 2: Sweet Fragrance—Your body will emit a faint strawberry scent, which slightly increases the ‘friendliness’ of all intelligent beings toward you.】
【Effect 3: Fun-Seeker’s Favor—When equipped, you will more easily discover hidden ‘fun things.’ For example, you might pick up rare items while walking, or accidentally trigger hidden quests. Slightly increases Luck.】
【Equipment Requirement: Mophis.】
【Binding Status: Bound upon pickup.】
Mophis: “……”
Yet another artifact!
And its effects were so… subtle.
Friendliness boost? Luck boost?
For a socially anxious shut-in like her, this was practically a top-tier divine skill!
But…
The price was wearing this strawberry underwear, handmade by the Demon King and full of wicked humor.
“Pervert! Are all the strong people in this world freaking perverts?!”
Mophis silently screamed in her heart.
Shame and fury burning on her face, she stuffed the underwear into a box, hid it deep inside her wardrobe, and placed it together with that set of 【Pure Guard】.
Absolutely not wearing it!
This was her final bottom line!
After all this, she felt utterly exhausted.
She reopened her player panel, wanting to check how the “infrastructure project” outside was progressing, just to shift her focus.
The progress bar of the 【The Goddess’s Sanctuary】 quest had already skyrocketed to 50%.
The players’ efficiency was shockingly high.
The entire outer perimeter of the library had been completely transformed.
The formerly dilapidated front courtyard had been cleaned spotless and paved with 【Starstone】 tiles that shimmered with magical luster.
The library’s walls had been thickened by three whole meters and wrapped in a layer of glossy black 【Obsidian Slabs】.
The windows were now fitted with retractable defensive grilles forged from 【Mithril】.
On the roof, four 【Magical Crystal Cannons】 had been mounted, operated by mages of 【Immortal-Demon Residence】.
Was this even a library anymore?
It was clearly a fully armed… super fortress!
Mophis stared at the building, dripping with violent aesthetics, momentarily at a loss for words.
She had only wanted a peaceful home, yet the players had directly built her a “doomsday bunker.”
At this moment, a new post on the forum caught her attention.
It was from 【LaceSupremacy】.
【“Dragon Calamity Countermeasure” series final design confirmed! Thanks to all knights for your enthusiastic votes! The final winner is—Plan A: ‘Compassion of the Seraph’!】
Below the post was a breathtakingly exquisite final design drawing.
It was a set of underwear made of pure white fabric, as if woven from light itself.
The most eye-catching feature was at the back: a pair of small yet splendid wings, composed of countless layers of soft white feathers.
The edges of the wings were embroidered with intricate golden patterns, and at the center, a dove-egg-sized gem radiated soft light.
The entire design exuded a sacred, pure, and inviolable aura.
But…
Mophis’s gaze fell upon the point where the wings connected, and the excessively thin shoulder straps.
She could imagine the devastating contrast when this underwear was worn—the pure white wings paired with the smooth, exposed back.
Was this sacred?
No, it was the ultimate temptation wrapped in a holy disguise!
“These LSPs… when it comes to being secretly lewd, they really are geniuses…”
Mophis’s cheeks grew uncontrollably hot.
She quickly scrolled down, wanting to see the material list for this “ultimate weapon.”
【Main Material: 【Holy Light Silk】 (Materials team has set out for Sky City to negotiate with the Lightwing Elves. Estimated completion within 2 hours)】
【Auxiliary Material: 【Heart of the Siren】 (【Battle Maniac Hall】 has organized a God-Slaying Squad to subjugate the world boss ‘Siren Queen.’ Expected return with heart in 3 hours)】
【Embellishment: 【Dew of the Fountain of Life】 (Druid masters from 【Immortal-Demon Residence】 have contacted the World Tree spirit via ‘Natural Pact.’ They are attempting to obtain dew by telling jokes, though the process… doesn’t seem to be going smoothly)】
【Rune Engraving: 【Eternal Guardian Seal】 (Rune master 【TakeMeForADrive】 has taken position on the library rooftop, bathed and cleansed, burning incense and praying, awaiting midnight)】
Reading this progress , Mophis was once again stunned by the players’ execution.
They… were serious.
They were really challenging a world boss, negotiating with top-tier NPCs, even telling bad jokes to the World Tree… all just to make an underwear set.
An overwhelming mix of emotions surged in Mophis’s heart.
Was she touched? A little.
Was it absurd? Very much so.
But above all, it was… helplessness.
She felt like a puppet pushed onto a stage, with every script and every line arranged clearly by the frenzied audience below.
The only thing she could do was passively accept it all.
“Forget it… as long as I can survive…”
Once more, she comforted herself with these words.
Time flowed by, minute after minute, under this strange atmosphere.
With the players frantically grinding away, the construction progress bar outside soon reached 99%.
Only the final step remained—【Immortal-Demon Residence】’s barrier masters joining forces to bestow the ultimate 【Four-Directional Guardian Barrier】 over the entire fortress.
Meanwhile, 【Underwear Research Division】 was also ing great success.
【Holy Light Silk】 was secured! edly, the materials team had performed a full set of radio calisthenics before the Lightwing Elves, and their display of “health and vigor” won the elves over.
【Heart of the Siren】 was also secured! 【Battle Maniac Hall】 had suffered three total wipes before finally defeating the Siren Queen and extracting the still-beating heart from her body.
The most outrageous was 【Dew of the Fountain of Life】.
The druids’ cold jokes nearly froze the World Tree to death.
In the end, it was a bard player who composed and recited an original poem praising the “Immaculate Holy Light” (rumored to be about Mophis), moving the World Tree to tears—nine drops of dew.
All the materials were swiftly delivered to the rooftop of the library.
There, the chief master tailors of the 【Underwear Research Division】, together with rune master 【TakeMeForADrive】, had long been waiting.
The final forging of the “ultimate weapon” was about to begin.
Meanwhile, the fiery clouds representing Dragon King Ignis drew closer and clearer.
The countdown—three hours remained.