Rock Falls, Everyone Dies

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.Things escalate. Fast.***Features:- Cultivation- Jade Beauties- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.Previously titledDMG=MA