The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

[Mission 1: Entering the Cultivation World—You have obtained a Foundation Establishment technique. Now, try slaying the “Undying Divine Dragon.”]“System bro, let’s not even talk about how my starter mission is to kill a dragon. There’s just one small problem—I haven’t transmigrated.”[Mission 2: Apocalypse Arrival—After awakening an E-rank ability, it’s time to show your strength! Try taking on the ‘Zombie King’ one-on-one.]“Bro, forget the fact that I’m still in the modern world. Based on your logic, wasn’t I just in the cultivation world a second ago? Also, could you at least awaken my ability first? You expect me to kill the Zombie King like this?”[Mission 3: All-Female World—You are the sole, precious male. Please sweat it out with at least three different targets and give it a try.]“Bro, I have never begged anyone in my life. But right now, I’m on my knees. Please, I beg you, take me to this world!”…“Wait, you’re seriously calling an earthworm the ‘Undying Divine Dragon’?”“Wait, kills in zombie mode actually count?”“Wait, a soft hum is enough to be considered ‘successful’?”…[Mission 4: Demon-Slaying at the Brothel.]“Heh heh.”…“Uncle, stop laughing! I’m really here to slay demons!”“Hands on your head! Squat down! Who told you to stand up?!”“System, you’ve ruined me so badly!!!”