My Wife is an Evil Dragon-Chapter 47

Chapter 47: Run, the Evil Dragon’s Unleashing Her Ultimate Move!
From Gold Miner to Fruit Ninja, and then to Snake.
In one afternoon, the evil dragon Lucia had mastered a total of five games.
Lucia wasn’t very good at brain-teaser games like Sokoban or Tetris.
She was only suited for simple and crude fighting games; those that required brains and strategy were still too difficult for her.
However, for a newbie who had never touched a computer, to be able to skillfully use the keyboard and mouse in just a few hours, she had already surpassed 98% of the children in the country, right?
“So, how is it? Fun?”
Looking at the evil dragon who had occupied his computer and chair, Xia Li asked sincerely from the side.
Lucia didn’t speak. She stared at the randomly flying fruit, quickly moving the mouse, her cheeks reflecting the red and green light from the computer screen.
Could this guy be a potential internet addict?
After all, the dragons on Azure Continent were all homebodies. If their lairs could satisfy their needs for food, drink, and waste disposal, they could even live in their lairs for a lifetime.
“Ah! Wuu, why are there so many bombs in this fruit!!”
“Humans are so insidious!!”
The countdown for a round of Fruit Ninja hadn’t even ended, and the computer screen in front of Lucia had already entered the settlement interface ahead of time.
Lucia’s movements relaxed, her expression a little discouraged.
“Next time, look carefully before you cut,” Xia Li comforted. “The faster you go in this game, the easier it is to lose.”
Lucia listened attentively. Her learning ability in all aspects was very strong, and games were no exception.
“Then I’ll go to the kitchen and get a knife to try.”
“Hey, get back here!”
Grabbing the evil dragon who was about to run off, Xia Li casually closed the mini-game webpage and told Lucia.
“Remember, everything in the game cannot be brought into reality, understand?” Xia Li educated her.
It was better to nip this kind of extreme thinking in the bud.
Otherwise, if he let Lucia play King of Fighters with him, wouldn’t she punch him twice in order to practice her boxing?
Xia Li had already witnessed Lucia’s arm strength.
Maybe, this evil dragon really was strong.
“Oh, you said it, games are virtual things, and virtual things can only be played on computers or phones.”
“Yes, it’s good that you can remember that.” Xia Li nodded in relief and asked again.
“How are these games? Have you found any hobbies you like?”
“Hobbies?”
Lucia could roughly understand the meaning of this word.
It was like when she used to chase flocks of sheep on the ground in Azure Continent, that kind of thing was also one of her ‘hobbies’.
“Yes, I’ve found my hobby.” Lucia said seriously.
Xia Li thought to himself, his goal had been achieved.
Now, he had to let her come into contact with more advanced types of games based on the game direction Lucia liked, or project this game method onto some kind of handicraft activity.
In this way, he would have a way to kill the evil dragon’s free time in the future.
“I want to be the zombie in Plants vs. Zombies…” Lucia said.
“That way I can eat plants all the time, and I can be resurrected without sunlight when I die.”
“You…”
Xia Li was so angry that he almost fainted.
Is this the evil dragon’s way of thinking??
I asked you to tell me your hobbies, not to summarize your ambitions!
Forget it, next time I’ll let this guy play some dragon-slaying games.
Let her know what human insidiousness is.
“…Hobbies need to be cultivated slowly, let’s stop here for today.”
Xia Li let go of Lucia’s hand.
It was getting late, and the refrigerator at home was empty. He could only order takeout for dinner.
At some point, a light rain began to fall outside, and the hazy fog made Qingcheng City enter the night early.
Tiny raindrops were blown onto the windows by the cold autumn wind, converging into small streams and rolling down.
Lucia was lying by the window of the room, looking at the sky outside. Xia Li said that she had been playing computer for too long and was afraid of damaging her eyes, so she had to relax her eyes like this first.
I don’t know if it will work.
Anyway, this was how Xia Li spent his childhood. Old Xia made him look at the scenery for ten minutes every half an hour when he played computer games.
Xia Li felt that he had finally become the kind of person he hated most when he was a child.
The dragon slayer eventually becomes an evil dragon…
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Well, this sentence didn’t seem to apply to him, a brave hero.
“There’s a male bunny girl knocking on the door.”
Xia Li was typing on the computer, when Lucia by the window suddenly muttered.
He looked down at his phone and saw a delivery message from the delivery person.
“Your hearing is really good.”
Sighing, Xia Li went out to get the takeout.
The sound of rain outside was too loud, and there was thunder rumbling in the distance. It was easy to miss this intermittent knocking sound.
“We’re having free-range chicken rice noodles tonight.”
Xia Li placed the broken disposable chopsticks in Lucia’s palm.
Lucia looked at the bamboo in her hand, and then at the ‘rice noodles’ in the bowl.
“It’s similar to the noodles you like to eat, but these are made of rice.”
“Rice… rice can be made into this kind of thing?”
Lucia stirred the rice noodles in the bowl with her chopsticks.
It looked slippery and difficult to control.
“It’s a product of human industry, ground by machines. I’ll take you to see it sometime,” Xia Li paused and said, “Oh right, you were very curious about how humans build houses, right? It just so happens that they’re building a new building on Beiyuan Road. I’ll take you to see it in the next two days.”
Anyway, he wasn’t in a hurry to find a job these days, Xia Li had plenty of time to take Lucia to see this developed human society.
“Hmm… uh.”
Lucia nodded after listening, her hands never stopping.
She imitated Xia Li’s way of holding chopsticks, pinching them with two fingers, but it was difficult to move one finger independently this way.
After trying a few times, Lucia didn’t get a single rice noodle into her mouth, but instead got chicken soup splashed all over her face.
Obviously, she could still barely shovel the rice into her mouth when she ate like this before.
But today, after the food was replaced with this slippery string, she couldn’t eat a single bite.
“Xia Li, the rice noodles… the rice noodles ran away again.”
Watching the noodles that were about to reach her mouth fall back into the soup with a plop, Lucia raised her head anxiously, her eyes as aggrieved as they could be.
Xia Li silently looked at the evil dragon with chicken soup all over her face.
He wanted to laugh.
But laughing at this time would somehow hurt the evil dragon’s self-esteem.
The purpose of buying rice noodles for this guy was to test her chopstick skills these days.
No matter how clumsy Lucia’s way of holding chopsticks was these days, Xia Li didn’t rush to correct her. He was waiting for this day, to let Lucia realize that her grip needed improvement.
As a dragon living in China, how could she not learn to use chopsticks.
Xia Li cleared his throat, ready to seriously guide student Lucia on the issue of technique.
However, Lucia spoke before he could.
“Feed me…”
Lucia opened her lively eyes, a few drops of chicken soup still hanging on her clean face, her soft lips lightly pursed together. Her aggrieved look was as if Xia Li had stolen her rice.
If you listened carefully, you could even hear the evil dragon’s ‘gurgling’ swallowing sound.
Feed you?
How is that possible? I am the brave hero!
“Xia Li…”
“…”
While Xia Li was silent, Lucia pushed her bowl of rice noodles forward with her finger.
“Feed me…”
Xia Li: “…………”
Refuse!
Definitely refuse!
Even if your eyes are dropping little pearls from craving, I will not feed you rice noodles!
“…Just this once.” Xia Li held the chopsticks upright in his hand, his face cold as he said solemnly.
“Okay!” Lucia smiled sweetly and nodded vigorously.